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Save Time with eCards

A simple eCard can really brighten up your day! Why send a paper card that everyone else can buy? Customizing your own eCard from Egreetings.com is adventurous and simple at the same time. Whether it’s a birthday or a special occasion, eCards allow you to say more to the important people in your life. Add a personal touch by sending an original message with rich graphics, animations and music. They have thousands of eCards for you to choose and new ones are being added everyday! You can select from a variety of categories for any occasion.

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  • I always knew tight fitting Spandex was evil! A report from the Harvard Medical School suggests riding a bike for long periods can result in erectile difficulties.  “What to Do about Erectile Dysfunction” reveals the highest risk group to be men who cycle more than three hours a week.

    Sitting on a bike for long time puts pressure on the perineum, the area between the genitals and the anus. This pressure can harm nerves and temporarily impede blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis, then eventually resulting in erectile dysfunction. The study also indicates a conventional bicycle causes a drop in oxygen to the penis, while a recumbent bicycle did not.

    If you’re an avid biker and refuse to switch to recumbent bikes here are some suggestions to help save your love life:

    • Wear padded biking shorts
    • Raise the handlebars so that you’re sitting relatively upright. This shifts pressure from the perineum to the buttocks
    • Use a wide, well-padded or gel-filled seat instead a narrow seat, which places more pressure on the perineum
    • Position the seat to reduce pressure. Make sure it is not so high that your legs are fully extended at the bottom of your pedal stroke, and don’t tilt the seat up
    • Change your position and take breaks during long rides
    • If you feel tingling or numbness in the penis, stop riding for a week or two

    “What to Do about Erectile Dysfunction” is available for $16 from Harvard Health Publications, the publishing division of Harvard Medical School. You can order it online at http://www.health.harvard.edu/ED or by calling 1-877-649-9457 (toll free).

    I better head to the Bike shop later today to get that extra padded seat! It’s always best to protect the crown jewels whenever you can. ;-)

    Source: Harvard Health Publications  

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  • Boaters Maker Better Lovers

    Are you still looking for that Romeo or Juliet?  Try joining a boat club!  A survey conducted by Discover Boating and Russell research, found boaters experienced a higher level of satisfaction with their sex life than non-boaters.

    “Being out on the water, relaxing away from stresses on land instantly sets the right mood for making a love connection,” said sociologist and relationship expert Pepper Schwartz, PhD. “Not only is the setting a mood- enhancer, but boaters are more active and exude confidence in their physical appearance, which is naturally going to be attractive to other active people.”

    The survey polled 1000+ boaters and non-boaters about their quality of life, intimacy, etc.  When it comes to having a quality sex life, two-thirds of boaters strongly agreed to having a satisfying time behind close doors (or shall I say under the deck?), as compared to 58% by non-boaters. 

    Setting sail on the water allows people a chance to bond, relax and socialize.   Given the right weather and sea conditions, the boating lifestyle can set the right mood for a romantic evening.   And according to the research, staying in shape and keeping healthy can also lead to a better love life.  58 Percent of boaters were happy with their fitness as compared to 50% of non-boaters.

    Perhaps the Love Boat can be yours after all.  If you’re looking for a new lifestyle or simply looking to spice up your relationship, may you should try boating out.  This is a hobby that will get your boat rockin! ;-)

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  • A Real Spaceship for Sale on eBay

    Now is your chance to finally fly into space!  A real rocketship competing in a NASA Lunar Lander competition is for sale on eBay.  Named ‘Layryad’ from the novelist Vanna Bonta’s Quantum Fiction flight triology, the spaceship will be vying for a winning prize of one million dollars this October.


    “Chekov, Plan a flight to Walmart”

    The winning bidder will take home the spaceship, plus half of any prize money won during the contest.  Since the bidding started, several companies have been in talks about placing their logos on the side of the lunar lander.  Now that’s what I call ‘Out of this World’ advertising.

    You can find the Spaceship for Sale on eBay by clicking here.

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