As a kid, I loved playing with little army men or toys that mimicked weapons of mass destruction.  Since I’m all grown up and matured, abeit barely, to an acceptable level of manhood these little toys are way past my league in terms of realism and sheer destructive power.

Peace Through Overwhelming Firepower!

Now I can take my love of military toys to the next level with the R/C Airsoft Battle Tank from Think Geek.  Imagine the havoc you can cause with the wife as she unexpectedly gets hit by an air-pellet, propelled by a powerful motor turret.

This toy is not recommended for kids, since the high velocity cannon can do some pretty good damage.  Why should little Johnny have all the fun anyway?  This is grown up fun for action junkies!  Available at Think Geek for $39.99 - $89.99.