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Archive for December, 2007

R/C Airsoft Battle Tank

As a kid, I loved playing with little army men or toys that mimicked weapons of mass destruction.  Since I’m all grown up and matured, abeit barely, to an acceptable level of manhood these little toys are way past my league in terms of realism and sheer destructive power.

R/C Airsoft Battle Tanks
Peace Through Overwhelming Firepower!


Now I can take my love of military toys to the next level with the R/C Airsoft Battle Tank from Think Geek.  Imagine the havoc you can cause with the wife as she unexpectedly gets hit by an air-pellet, propelled by a powerful motor turret.

This toy is not recommended for kids, since the high velocity cannon can do some pretty good damage.  Why should little Johnny have all the fun anyway?  This is grown up fun for action junkies!  Available at Think Geek for $39.99 - $89.99.

Peace Through Overwhelming Firepower!

Christmas Eating

The Christmas season means plenty of parties for Imaginary Diva and I.   With my family, a Christmas party isn’t complete without plenty of food.  From mash potatoes to roast beef, all this eating can add up, especially around my belly.


Most people won’t look like Randy Orton during the Christmas holiday.  Look at the bright side, at least you can emulate
his Tattoo.


It is a blessing my gym is only across the hallway.  At least I won’t have to deal with the masses that propagate into establishments like Fitness World during (and after) the New Year.

Oh well, be merry and jolly.  It is the Christmas season after all.   So why not spoil yourself (and your stomach) a little? ;-)

Getting into the Christmas Spirit

Imaginary Diva and I recently purchased a little gold Christmas tree for our place.  Beautiful isn’t it?  We decided to go for a different look this year.

The Jopio Family Christmas Tree


Standing only at 3 feet tall, the tree sits atop our little corner table.  It’s a perfect start to our Christmas Holiday.

Forget about Hollywood movies or those glorifed martial art flicks from South East Asia.  Like it or not, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, or even Steven Segal are way overated.  A real fight will always end up on the ground.  Check the video out!