The “Love Boat” was never one of my favourite shows.  It was cheesy, extremely stupid, and Isaac’s moustache irritated the heck out of me.  Even the opening tune made me cringe in absolute disgust, especially when Isaac points to the screen during the opening credits.  A special thanks to my Sister for forcing me to watch such crap. 

To add injury to insult, Imaginary Diva is trying to convince me to go on a cruise ship vacation later this year.  As you already know, I am not a big fan of these glorified smorgasbords on water.  In fact, I’d rather visit Antarctica naked on high heels than be stuck on an over-bloated tin can in the middle of the Ocean.

I Need Ear Plugs

A nice stay at a tropical resort would be my preference.  Sipping on ice cold drinks while enjoying myself on solid land is a lot more pleasant than cruising on water.  Maybe I can convince her to visit Cuba instead.  Even Mexico sounds like a good idea too.

Our little getaway will most likely happen during the Fall or early Winter.  I can’t wait!